Once again the Kentucky Derby is upon us and now, like every year, we will celebrate horses running in a giant circle by getting drunk out of our minds and stuffing every pore in our head with grilled meat. It’s a wonderful time of the year. Probably my favorite. It’s a time when ogurts flex. We eat, drink, puke, drink, eat, puke on a pet, scream at walls… it’s awesome. It’s a celebration of decadence on par with Mardi Gras and oyther heathen gatherings. So to all of you who are celebrating the Derby this year I say, “Cheers!” and get yer ogue on with proper authority. To those who have never experienced the Derby… Well… I leave you with this:
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Now go get awesome!!!
