Tonight I made an emergency trip to Walgreens for Cheetos and Windex. Yeah, I wanted some Cheetos to go with my chicken and the windex was to spray on my mosquito bites (give it a shot). So I end up watching videos on Youtube of people mashing giant zits for a few hours while I plowed down an entire bag of Cheetos in my crusty wife beater and camo pants. It was like that Old Milwaukee commercial from the 80’s, “It don’t get no better than this!” or whatever the shit those campfire drunks talked about. Hey, I’m awesome. Zit vids, Cheetos, unrestrained slobbery, beer…
Yes you did find the blog that talks about ogurt.
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johnnypeepers // July 16, 2008 at 5:15 am |
You rock dog. A loc-ster is hard pressed these days to find a bloke willing to own up to an evening of that calibre. Yeah, it don’t get no better than tainted shit beer aluminum poisoning via the Milwaukee Beast. I used to drink warm MB Light in a 7-11 Big Gulp cup.