So wrong, but sooo funny.

I really don’t know how to introduce this but I’ll try. Someone out there on the internets decided to set up fake myspace profiles and play a huge joke on myspace’s moronic teenage population. It’s pretty brutal stuff in addition to being a disturbing look into the idiot culture of myspace but all in all it’s one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Imus and Rocky

Doesn’t Don Imus look like Rocky Dennis’ grandfather?

Gene Simmons’ sex tape

Dirt. I mean really, just… dirt.

I’ll admit that I was never the biggest KISS fan but in recent months I have come to almost hate them. Not because of their music but because Gene Simmons is an arrogant, greedy wort hog. He constantly prattles on about his prowess as a businessman exuding greed out of every calloused pore on his fat, waffle iron head. But now, he has entered in what hopefully will be his final dance of shameless self promotion: his own sex tape. (NSFW) The girl in the vid has a nice body sure but damn, how desperate is she to sleep with this irrelevant, washed up, bloated, asthmatic water buffalo who looks like he wears a wig stitched from worn out Brillo pads. And btw, who gets laid to “I want to know what love is” by Foreigner? Are you kidding me?

In addition, there are some out there who are saying this vomit inducing spectacle is one big advertisement for Gene’s energy drink. Not surprising if true yet it’s still porn I will avoid like Dustin Diamond’s (Screech) sex video where he reportedly stuck his finger up a girl’s pooper then smeared the extract across his upper lip in a triumphant Dirty Sanchez moment that not only sickened the stomachs of the most resilient of pornography’s fans but left the former Saved By the Bell idiot savant unemployed for the next century or so. Maybe if we are lucky, the same thing will happen to Gene Simmons and I can go on with the rest of my life huffing whatever dose of airplane glue it will take to erase the memories of this video.

Sorry guys, but you’re just not scary…

Just found out what the separatist group in the Southern Philippines are named. Is this supposed to incite fear in the enemies? If I knew I was going to fight this group I would have probably joined the Army out of awesome.

Happy Valentine’s Day?

Today is usually considered a day for the ladies. And that’s all fine and good. Chocolates, roses, bubbles and giggles… No worries. But I need to remind the ladies of the world that there is a Valentine’s Day for men as well.

March 14th.

Don’t forget!

Tongue twisters

Vernon’s vertical vortex vexes vapid vulcan vultures.

Burgeoning burglers burning burgundy berserker berkas.

Mumped moonies meander mobile moose maws.

Charlie’s chubby chapped chin chang chisles chimney chimes churning chodes into charm.

Shredded threads of red bread fed Jed.

Comment with your own!

OMG! We’re like totally BFF!!!

Run the cursor over the picture, then click on the picture in the new mini window to expand, then concentrate.

Another example of Youtube awesome

I wanted to post this before I get into another post. I find this kind of stuff brilliant in that it is so bad that it is cutting edge. Cutting edge to be found in awfullness? Hmm… Well, that’s a conversation for another time. In the meanwhile, enjoy this clip entitled, “Willow don’t cry”.

More information on this performer can be found here.

The most insane workout machine ever

This was all over Digg yesterday and I felt that I had to post the video. This is truly ridiculous and maybe the best prank gift of all time. I would suggest this as a gift for someone you REALLY want to laugh at.

Seriously though, the WTF meter is reaching new heights with this one.